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TheBugKing
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Post by TheBugKing » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:45 pm

::Message Alert System Activated::
::Galactic Date 4331::


The Human race kept busy after The War. One empire remained, but the Humans quickly spread throughout the galaxy once again.

The once long thought defeated Bugzzzzzzz had survived underground and unreported on the few uninhabited planets that remained blind to the humans and their technology. Through arduous effort the Bugz collected at the center of the galaxy on the planet Unsur and have become aware of the humans efforts to spread to another galaxy once again.

The Bugz are readying our fleets, our Arch-gates are powered and proven. The Humans may run, but the Bugzzzzzzz will surely follow. Wherever you go, we will already be there.

The Bug King

::Warning WArning WARningggggggggg::

::Arch-gate sequence activated.. .. .. .. .. .. ..Destination Co-ordinates accepted.. .. .. Initiating................................
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Arch-gate Jump Successful::

::Message Terminated::
Fire, Fire, Fire;
Streaks of golden light,
Rays of cosmic waves crashing through still dead night.

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Re: Alert message

Post by --Imperator-- » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:09 pm

Excited for the next game, are we?

Not to worry, our crusade fleets are following your jump signatures and will meet your insectoid forces in the new galaxy. Our will is indomitable, our swords ready to strike, and the Imperial Legion will never falter before these xenos and heretics.

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks.
-- Lord Commander of the 5th Legion
"Live long and may the Force be ever in your favour, Mr. Potter"
-- Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

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Re: Alert message

Post by TheBugKing » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:58 pm

::Bugzzzzzzz Automated BZZZZZZ to Text translation Service::

"If you are seeing this message it is because we are all out at the moment. However, If you would please direct yourself to the FAQ listed below, you might find 10 ways to dispose of Buzzzzzzz."

1. Smack yourself. (For our general entertainment)
9. Put cotton in your floppy things.
5. Turn off your electro-magnetic/Human interface terminal.
2. Bugz can't count so go do human things, because we don't care, we are bugz, you know? buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fire, Fire, Fire;
Streaks of golden light,
Rays of cosmic waves crashing through still dead night.

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