Transcendence Song

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schilcote
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I wrote a parodical song about the Transcendence community. Here it is:
Old Schilcote was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Yugi burst from the shade
and hit Schilcote with a Yuggrenade
Schilcote got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Bobby
who proceeded to open up a can of Bobby Fu
When Dalva Variano came out of the blue

And he started beating up Bobby's mods
Then they both got flattened by the Yugmobile
but before it could make it back to the Yugcave
holy_thom popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Yugi away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Perculi came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Schilcote took a bite out of Perculi
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Bobby came back covered in a tire track
but Ttech jumped out and landed on his back
and Yugi was injured, and trying to get steady
when holy_thom came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Atarlost took him out with his whip

then he saw Schilcote sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Yugi stole it and he shot and he missed
and Ttech deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while holy_thom tried to pole vault
onto Perculi, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended DigDug
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Atarlost
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Yugi changed back into Bruce Wayne
but DigDug saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Yugi's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked DigDug and his modder arse
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
George Moromisato in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

-Schilcote
Hope you find it funny.
[schilcote] It doesn't have to be good, it just has to not be "wow is that the only thing you could think of" bad
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evilbob
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so you ripped off "the ultimate showdown" song, with members of the transcendence community in place of the names? [extreme sarcasm]how creative. [/extreme sarcasm]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
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Well, I don't have much capacity for creativity. It's still funny.
[schilcote] It doesn't have to be good, it just has to not be "wow is that the only thing you could think of" bad
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I think it's quite humorous. I almost had a LOL, but it was more of a chuckle
If you drop a bar of soap on the ground, is it dirty?
If a person is legally blind, and can suddenly see, is he breaking the law?
If a friend says he's going outside to get some air, what was he breathing before?
-Brad Stein
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It's really too bad there's nobody here that I could use for Shaq.
[schilcote] It doesn't have to be good, it just has to not be "wow is that the only thing you could think of" bad
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that's unique.
you got a recording when you sing that?
maybe a video or just .mp3
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