Idea for a device: Recycler

[Cardinal]

Sick of unwanted damaged laser cannons, damaged solar panels and damaged ceralloy armour taking up precious space in your cargo hold? Can't find anyone dumb enough to take your crap?

Install a Recycler today! At 1000 credits, one device slot and 5MW pow3r usage, this indespensable device can be fed your garbage and it will deduce the waste to its precious electronic components, she3t metals or ceramics, nanos, and elemental matter within seconds!

By s3lling this by-product on to Commonwealth Corporates, or indep3ndant bases, you help the galaxy go around in a cl3aner, greener universe!

Buy one today! K33p your spac3ship tidy! Sav3 th3 solar syst3m!

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[Fossaman]

I'd be worried about spyware and viruses if I installed a device wiht an ad like that.

Nice idea, though. Alternatively, let the tinkers perform this function.

[Cardinal]

Thank you for your comments valued customer. Yes, unfortunately we have sustained a cyber-attack, but our technicians are on the job!

In response to your questions,

*No, the device will not safely reprocess radioactive waste! Don't even try.
*Yes, foodstuffs can be processed to become fine grade mush
*Yes, prices for recycled components are more-or-l3ss equivalent to what you would recieve at a tinker, armour or arms trader for similarly damaged weapons
*No
*You can purchas3 this state of the art t3chnology at Commonw3alth stations.
*One year warrant and guarant33 on product.
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