Anyone else tried this?
1) Find a wreck
2) Hit the wreck with your fast dual Flenser
3) Quickly hit D to dock with the moving wreck
4) Resume firing
5) Ride the wave until the wreck disintigrates
6) Rinse and repeat
Joy! 8)
Its a fun way to keep the area clear of wrecks. Works on smaller wrecks only. I thought it would be fun to try this on an abandoned cargo canister - hmm, turns out they disintigrate after all. Sorry family of refugees...
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Yeah...Bokasha wrote:The first cargo container I ever accidentally disintegrated was a family of refugees too!
You'd think there would be consequences for this kind of diabolical behaviour...
But there isn't...
In my defence, the first time I tried this with a cargo crate, I thought they were indestructable and was surprised when I blew it up - I thought I could ride it across the solar system.
I have no defence at all for the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th Cargo Crates of refugee families I obliterated with my Dual Flenser (fast), I was just being rude.
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LOL, I think it's funny that if you dock again it will say
"You are docked at an abandoned cargo crate. There is a family of refugees living here."
Personally I think you should be able to steal their family heirlooms at this point.
"You are docked at an abandoned cargo crate. There is a family of refugees living here."
Personally I think you should be able to steal their family heirlooms at this point.
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I'm all for the slave thing... wewt free labor!
after I dock with something, and loot it, I usually dispose of the evidence that it ever happend. Like the sung slaver camps... I dock, get the slave coffins, and run. I usually sell them at the black market too. I'm such a bad-boy
after I dock with something, and loot it, I usually dispose of the evidence that it ever happend. Like the sung slaver camps... I dock, get the slave coffins, and run. I usually sell them at the black market too. I'm such a bad-boy

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Charon Mass of Goo wrote:I'm all for the slave thing... wewt free labor!
after I dock with something, and loot it, I usually dispose of the evidence that it ever happend. Like the sung slaver camps... I dock, get the slave coffins, and run. I usually sell them at the black market too. I'm such a bad-boy
Then you can't dock at any markets.
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wha??? What you mean?Ttech wrote:Charon Mass of Goo wrote:I'm all for the slave thing... wewt free labor!
after I dock with something, and loot it, I usually dispose of the evidence that it ever happend. Like the sung slaver camps... I dock, get the slave coffins, and run. I usually sell them at the black market too. I'm such a bad-boy
Then you can't dock at any markets.
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Charon Mass of Goo wrote:wha??? What you mean?Ttech wrote:Charon Mass of Goo wrote:I'm all for the slave thing... wewt free labor!
after I dock with something, and loot it, I usually dispose of the evidence that it ever happend. Like the sung slaver camps... I dock, get the slave coffins, and run. I usually sell them at the black market too. I'm such a bad-boy
Then you can't dock at any markets.
Are you selling slaves? you can't dock iwth a commonwealth station if you did
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you can't? I haven't really docked with Common Wealth stations lately... I keep using Black Market shipyards.
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Thats weird... some one should mod this 
Maybe a whole new race of Slave Traders, besides the Sung Slavers. or something that allows you to sell slaves in corporate enclaves?

Maybe a whole new race of Slave Traders, besides the Sung Slavers. or something that allows you to sell slaves in corporate enclaves?
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Charon Mass of Goo wrote:Thats weird... some one should mod this
Maybe a whole new race of Slave Traders, besides the Sung Slavers. or something that allows you to sell slaves in corporate enclaves?
No... Its there for a reason. Do you want someone to be selling slaves?
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Besides me? idc... as long as it isn't in the 21st century.
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