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Death Star
Description: A ship looking like the infamous (or famous) Star Wars Death Star.
Weapons: There should be at least one big laser or beam weapon from the front. It goes through asteroids like butter (super mining laser?), completely erasing them from the screen and map (O.O). As for planets, maybe a big explosion and and the appearance of a big cloud of big asteroids and ore.
Shield: Semi-immune or reflective to lasers, particles and energy weapons. Resistant to kinetic and blast, 1000hp.
Devices: 10 slots, three for weapons. Super ICX turret (laser? Or something else?) that that works against all projectiles and/or enemies.
Armor: Something very resistant to energy weaponry.
Power: 10GW reactor, the super energy weapon bites of a quarter of the fuel.
Cargo Capacity: 1000 Tons?
God Mod Yacht
Description: Hornet BattlePod
Weapons: Omni-Laser Supreme, kills everything and always leaves a wreck. Does not damage or irritate friendlies (if they are hostile, then it does). Tracks enemy. Range would be the whole radar, and travels at very high speed. Can act as a mining laser, in the use menu the tracking can be shut offline.
Shield: Immune to everything, 100hp.
Armor: Immune to everything, including radiation, EMP and so on, 50hp.
Devices: 20, all of them for both weapons and gadgets. Miner's Cargo Hold. Super ICX turret.
Power: Infinite Reactor, never ends of fuel and such. Never overheats...
Cargo Capacity: 1000 tons.
Shoop Da Whoop
Description: A giant (station size) black floating head with eyes and an open mouth with red lips.
Weapons: Lazor, a wide beam that can reach one end of the system from the other end. Annihilates everything and turns into space dust (Iocrym quantumsphere type dust particles). By everything I mean everything, stations, ships, planets, asteroids with the exception of the sun and star gate. Has a three second charge-up during which "I'ma chargin' ma lazor!" is heard. Then as the charge-up ends "BLAARGH!!!" is heard and the beam exits the mouth.
Shield: Immune to everything, 1337hp.
Armor: Immune to everything, 1337hp.
Devices: Does it need any?
Power: Infinite...
Cargo Capacity: Does it need any?
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"Hello this is Anna Cherenkova, Galactic News Network. And today we have... are you serious!" *yells at the screen*
"Yes!" *camera man and studio*
"*cough* Starton Eridani and countless more systems have been annihilated by something that looks like a 'giant black head with red lips'. The losses are catastrophic as the 'head' continues to literarily erase everything in all systems with the exception of the sun and the star gate. Hold on... were receiving and update..." *wide eyed*
"We just received information that the head just emerged in the Saint Katherine system, it seems to be saying something." *trembling voice*
"I'ma chargin ma lazor! ... BLAAARGH!!!"
*Static*
~Last Galactic News Network broadcast for Saint Katherine system. Data show that the 'head' has discharged it's 'lazor'.
We'll that's it, though probably these requests are utterly impossible. If someone somehow is able to complete all of this, consider you have all kudos I can muster (and probably everyone else too).