Thoughts on Meeting the Iocrym Scum

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Karl
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So, when we first meet the Iocrym, it's death to those alien scum!

Um... wait a second...

When we first meet the Iocrym mothership, shouldn't we at least TRY to communicate with them (and they with us) before shooting each other to space flotsam?

The conversation could go something like...
  • IOCRYM:
    Attention human vessel. This Stargate is off limits to members of your race. You must leave this star system now and never return.
    HUMAN:
    Oh, I don't think so! You've oppresed humanity long enough, you arrogant Iocrym scum! We've evolved far beyond the "complex multicellular life" we were when you first discovered us. We've discovered fire, comedy, and a sense of moral values that makes all the other alien races you've encoutered look like the children of Ayn Rand. So, if you have any sense of philosophy, you'll step aside and let us through the gate.
    IOCRYM:
    It is true that you have evolved.... but evolution alone is not enough. To put it simply: you have not yet attained suffient power to get through this gate. Rather, WE have the power.... the power to stop you and keep you quaranteened for as long as we like. Don't forget that our alien technology is quite advanced, and in comparison, your techology is like one of our child's playtoys. HAHAHAHA! To challenge our large, impressive looking ship with your primitive little vessel would be foolishness. And we urge you, for your own safety, to not try it.
    HUMAN:
    That's the last straw, you arrogant M*****F******! No one underestimates the power of humanity! This "little ship" is about to turn your "impressive" vessel to an impressive pile of scrap metal! PREPARE TO EAT ANTIMATTER, B******!
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You got some kinda problem with these aliens. man! I think the iocrym thinks we're animals, and will just...'whip' us if they want us to do something.
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I've thought all along that the Iocrym (and other alien species) are afraid of humanity. That is why they are blockading human space.
I'm so interested in what is going to be beyond Heretic 8)
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I bet they're protecting us from some sort of alien invasion (they say they're protecting us from something).
Or maybe we're just a psychological experiment - keep us all bunched up together and see what happens (Jean Paul Satré - "Hell is being locked in a room forever with your friends")
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goat not sheep wrote:'whip' us if they want us to do something.
Okay, stop with all the "space bondage" stuff! its scary, and makes these here forums look lowbrow and populated by a bunch of imbeciles (well, maybe just more than usual...)
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evilbob wrote:Okay, stop with all the "space bondage" stuff! its scary, and makes these here forums look lowbrow and populated by a bunch of imbeciles (well, maybe just more than usual...)
Hey, if you are gonna criticize, at least be accurate about it! Use the proper terminology:

Bondage involves being tied up or otherwise restrained. Whipping causes pain and is in the realm of Sadism and Masochism, aka S and M.

So it's not "space bondage". It's space S&M. Though when the Dominatrixes of Domina get involved, that involves domination and submission, or D and S. And if you're gonna have bondage, domination, submission, sadism, and masochism all in one package (which would probably make evilbob happy), that's BDSM.

(Ok, I know way too much about this. Hey, I happen to have a friend who's a professional dominatrix. With friends like that, you learn things.)
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*covers eyes and hides in a corner* Lalalalala! not listening! (although yes, I do have friends who are into that sort of thing, and they are normal, decent people (by furry standards, anyway))
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I hear that. My friend (not ex-girlfriend, if you're wondering...), when she's not in dominatrix mode putting the smackdown on men, she's shockingly normal, though incredibly intelligent and cool.

In fact, when I first found out what her "hobby" was, I could scarcely believe it. Of course, when I did find out, I just *had* to quiz her in detail. :twisted:
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can we stop this now? its meant to be a topic about the Iocrym, not... this.
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Hey, you started it... you and your "space bondage". :shock:

Of course it is my hope that someone will respond with something to say about meeting the Iocrym and the current "shoot first and ask questions later" paradigm.
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They have no mouths and can't communicate., THERE!
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AFAIK human race is quarantined to allow us to reach a given tech level without cultural or technological influence from other races/species. Like a reservation or something to keep us "safe" from something we'll know in Trancendence v2.
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